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KROQ SUCKS!!!!!

 

Hey kids, there's a really horrible radio station in Southern California playing music some us don't want to hear. I mean, how much of No Doubt and Green Day can you stand? How many times must you hear the same songs by Bush and 311 in a day. I don't know about you but it's driving me insane!

Kids, just say no to KROQ...it's bad stuff. No one wants to grow up to be a KROQ junkie. Why, what is a KROQ junkie? I'm glad you asked! A KROQ junkie is someone who goes with the stupid fashion trends MTV and some of these lame alternative videos will create. They have no other music taste other than for mainstream music. A KROQ junkie may be seen wearing Sublime, 311, Blink 182 and Save Ferris shirts. Many times KROQ junkies will be spotted riding their skateboards. The usual KROQ junkie prefer to shop at Pacific Sunwear and other simular shops. Many of these morons chose to go to the 1997 Acoustic Christmas where David Bowie WASN'T playing.

I don't want to be a KROQ junkie! What do I do? The answer is very simple, shut off KROQ and by all means turn off MTV. Stop listening to the Aquabats and Save Ferris and start listening to some of the cooler not-as-mainstream bands such as White Zombie, The Lords of Acid, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, KMFDM, Sex Pistols and Nine Inch Nails. If you've bought anything from Pacific Sunwear then burn it. If the Warped Tour comes along don't buy tickets for it, save your money and buy tickets for Ozzfest or another cooler event. That Alanis Morrisette poster on your wall has to go too! If all this doesn't help then dig a hole, bury yourself in it and recover it because you might as well be dead.

Down with commercial radio and down with these stupid trends society seems fit to bring upon us. Fight KROQ and other radio stations like it by calling 520-1067 from the 818, 310 and 213 area codes and tell them you're fed up and you want to hear YOUR music on the radio instead of what the music industry THINKS you want to listen to.

 

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