My Predictions for the Future
Vegans will die of malnutrition or overdose from rice cakes.
All the straight-edgers of the late 1990's will graduate high school to move on to college. They will then throw away their straight-edge beliefs and will start drinking and most likely other drugs. The straight-edge fad will then fade away.
Marilyn Manson will soon discover than he doesn't really compare to Trent Reznor and will eventually be all washed up, but not before realizing that he's thrown everything in his life away due to his narcissism.
Hollywood Hulk Hogan will be President of the United States of America.
Hanson will grow up to become hardcore alcoholics.
Static-X will be one of the best bands for the new millenium.
New Kids on the Block will perform a drive-by shooting on the Backstreet Boys because making music for twelve year old girls are their jobs.
Insane Clown Posse and Ice T's Body Count will eventually be bigger than Korn and Limp Bizkit.
Professional Wrestling will eventually lead to the downfall of society.
Everyone at Esperanza High School in Yorba Linda, CA will discover that they're all morons and commit suicide.